Principal, Owner

Shawn

While colleagues and clients alike value his ability to translate all the website blah-blah-blah into real-person speak, highly efficient principal and co-owner Shawn Dryden also flexes the fun parts of his brain with graphic design, woodworking and searching for a non-dangerous fictional universe to inhabit, in case one is required.

A chess enthusiast with a strong preference for order (“I will straighten a towel on a rack or make sure things are perpendicular.”) and an even stronger aversion to spiders, Mr. Dryden maintains that, while people say he’d enjoy watermelon if he just got a “good one,” there are actually no good watermelons.

A fan of cinnamon rolls, deviled eggs and Food Network, he shares a fascination with the size of the universe with his wife but unlike her, enjoys a good classic hair metal riff. Having once been run over by a golf cart driven by his cousins, he is interested in access to healthcare for all.

Would You Rather...

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Have a personal chef or a housekeeper? Chef. Food is an art.

Lose your sense of taste when eating or when drinking? Torture. Drinking, but I'm not happy about this.

Learn a new instrument or a new language? New instrument. Specially, the piano.

Read the book or watch the movie? Watch the movie.

Sing karaoke or dance? (In front of a crowd.) Yikes. Sing, I guess.

Be able to talk to animals or babies? Animals. Cross species communication!?

Adopt 10 cats or adopt 10 dogs? Cats. 

Have to eat exclusively well-done steak or never eat red meat again? Well-done steak.

Explore outer space or the ocean? Space. The ocean is legit scary.

Choose a vowel or a consonant? I'll take a consonant, Pat.

Have someone narrate or sing background music for your daily life? My brain already narrates, so background music.